Green (Shrek x Kim K)

Green (Shrek x Kim K)

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Complete Sun, Aug 23, 2015<5 mins

chick funny humor kanye kardashian

So I got bored...XD Please enjoy this stupid and funny fanfiction written for the lols :D

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