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Last published Tue, Sep 8, 2015
The author is very bored. Like, REALLY bored... and so... he ventures of into a land where unicorns shit bricks and penguins barf candy. A land where if you go outside you are most likely to be shot by a fuck-my-life canon. It was a traumatic event. oh wait, thats earth. weird enough for ya? no? ok, no
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Its true though. I am bored and so this.... thing... happened... yey...
enough shitty fake enthusiasm. Read the book and do what ever you want with it, just dont hack account. I have some crazy stuff in here... i dont even know where this thing came from *throws dildo away*
Basically whats in this book is just random crap i write. so from every update it will mostly be me talking about random shit i experienced. i guess you can say this book is like a breather for me. I never had an opinion nor a voice in the real world so this will be my little escape i guess... yeah...
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"Why does this feel more like a memory than an experience?" After a few seconds I looked at him already looking at me. "I know this is going to sound insane." He said, running a hand through his hair and giving me a serious look. "But I feel the exact same way." ----------------------------------------------------------------- If this book doesn't mind fuck you by the end well then I'll have to accept the fact that I'm a horrible writer. Enjoy <3
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