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What are you, and WHO are these men in my kitchen?

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What would you do if you found out that the love of your life may not be who he claims? Now, add to that,his "company" that as his wife, you have helped build (or so you thought), just happens to be filled with men whom have certain "skill sets" you would find in a top trained military specialist unit?  Men who are hooked on your homemade bread and chocolate chip cookies? 

This is just part of what Andrea discovers about her "ideal" life and family tucked away in the quiet suburbs in Alaska.  Now what is she going to do with the United States Department of State men who have taken over her normal daily life AND (How dare they!) Her kitchen.All Rights Reserved

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The Unexpected Gift (Completed) by Dreamofthemuffin

This cover was made by my friend :) Isn't she talented! Adelaide did not expect to fall in love with Nolan and end up pregnant while he went away to join the military. ~*~ Nine-teen year old Adelaide Burke wanted a fun get away. She had no idea that spending the summer with her best friend Katrina Harlyn, would lead to falling in love with the cute italian boy next door. A month after Adelaide returns home, she finds that she is pregnant. Throughout most of his life Nolan Marcos has wanted to join the military. He knew what he wanted in life, but he didn't expect to meet the love of his life the summer before he was supposed to be shipped off to base for training. Two years later Nolan returns from base to find his family is spending Christmas with Adelaide. When Nolan arrives he is met with a little girl with dimples and curly brown hair, that resembles Adelaide and Nolan. What will happen when Nolan meets his Unexpected Gift? ~*~ "Mommy!" A little girl came running around the corner. "Mommy, I need to potty." She was adorable and pouting. She had blond hair that was up in pigtails, she looked to be about two years old. Adelaide shot me a side glance and knelt down to face the little girl. "Okay, baby. Let's hurry." She picked her up and quickly turned to me, biting her lip. "Come in, Nolan. We'll talk in a minute." Then she walked off with the little girl.

The Ark Diary of Dylan De Rovia Book One of De Rovia Diaries by Spacedreamer95

Before the fall of Earth humanity built a great colony ship, ten thousand of the colonist left Earth for a hundred year journey to Gillespie. They came from all over the Earth leaving a planet knowing they would never see another in their lifetime. The Ark is a rotating cylinder the size of a large island with its own train system. It's divided into three main sections, the city, the framlands, and the Lowers. The people are divided into three groups as well, Uppers, Middles and Lowers. Uppers are made of elite scientist, Astro-crops, bureaucrats they made up about 3% of the population. The Middles are are the farmers, the guard, teachers, doctors, the food processors, clothes makers and of course the mechanical maintenance workers. They make-up the 97% of the 10,000 counted citizens. The lowers are criminals and children born to un-paired parents. They live separated from the middles and Upper. In lowers you work in water reclamation or in one of the fish farms that supply protein to the ship. In the year 2149 Dylan De Rovia is trying to wrap her head around the idea that in two year's she'll be paired. That they call marriage on the Ark. Pairing is good most who are paired do end-up staying together because while genetics play good part in determining a match so does personality. Some people choose to use spend this time having a good time with as many partners as possible. Dylan however, vowed that she would never fall in love with anyone before pairing. The universe had other plans however, when Dylan learns that she'll pair with an Upper named Kyive Sinclar life gets more complicated than ever. Falling in love is hard enough falling in love in space that the story.

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𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺?... Ex military 𝘓𝘶𝘬𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 retired after getting shot in the shoulder, and was forced to drive back home. Like every military staff, who was coming back home, he was still excited to see his fiancèe, despite him losing his job forever. It did not turn out the way he hoped it would be and caught her cheating with his best friend. That's when he started to lose all his hope in life and plot his own death. When life does not work his way he starts blaming God for it. Fortunately, he survived a car accident and was saved by a business woman named 𝘈𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘗𝘢𝘨𝘦. She helps him become a better version of himself and grow more into Christ, making him find the right path in his life again. Started: 12/27/20 Ended: 12/28/21 Genre: Short story/ Romance/ Spiritual *𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑*: 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓! Copyright © 2020 M.L (ORIGINAL WATTPAD BOOK)

STRIPE FACE by crazybacon1337

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How to Housetrain Your Husband by RachelleBarrett7

The Most Important Thing: We've been friends for over a decade. We laugh. We drink, and we get raunchy, even though by now we are also moms. We meet as often as we can to share the ups and downs of our lives. We trust each other. And if it were up to me, we would be this close forever. The Subject: My best friends are happily married. But every marriage could use some work, right? Candace, a hard as nails business owner, tolerates her husband so long as he does as he's told. Miriam, a loveable homemaker, adores her husband Bob, even though he snores like a bear. Energetic Lucy needs her husband to act like a grownup. The Experiments: Me? I am Jenna, and I have really good ideas about how to get what we want from our marriages. With the right technique, I am confident that we can train our husbands to service every need, with a smile. What they don't know won't hurt them, right? Lesson Learned: Sometimes the experiment doesn't go as planned and sometimes you learn something you didn't know you needed to know.

Starts with a Match by MorganElijah

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Hired for Honesty by Honeyboo_loves_you

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