What are you, and WHO are these men in my kitchen?
DianeGustafson
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  • Reads 168
  • Votes 4
  • Parts 2
  • Time 6m
DianeGustafson
Ongoing, First published Mar 26, 2013
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What would you do if you found out that the love of your life may not be who he claims? Now, add to that,his "company" that as his wife, you have helped build (or so you thought), just happens to be filled with men whom have certain "skill sets" you would find in a top trained military specialist unit?  Men who are hooked on your homemade bread and chocolate chip cookies? 

This is just part of what Andrea discovers about her "ideal" life and family tucked away in the quiet suburbs in Alaska.  Now what is she going to do with the United States Department of State men who have taken over her normal daily life AND (How dare they!) Her kitchen.
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