This is a short story i am writing to re-write history. I'm not sure i quite want to tell you the history of who or what so then it can be a mystery. Trust me, it will be way more fun to read this way. Now i will leave you in the capable hands of a good friend of mine, who will be known to you as The Author, as i simply cannot compromise his identity. This is a life story of the most dangerous man alive so remember that this is all true... We're all jokes in the end...All Rights Reserved