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The Rules Of School

TeenageDramaaQueen

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Reads 2,132
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Parts 36
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TeenageDramaaQueen

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We get it. High school sucks. But now, you have a beacon of hope- a light at the end of the tunnel. Don't be that person who always eats their lunch in a bathroom stall. Be the one who struts confidently down the halls. 

This is YOUR guide to surviving high school. 

Side effects may include: Uncontrollable laughter, spamming of the vote button, loss of sleep, and in severe cases, death! 

Read at your own riskAll Rights Reserved

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How To: Survive Teenagehood by howto_

There is a stage between childhood and adulthood that makes us all want to bang our heads into a concrete wall as if that will somehow make us forget the things we did in that cringe-worthy stage of adolescence. That golden era of bad haircuts, first and last dates, and that undeniable feeling of wanting to fit in. Teenagehood. Surviving it is a feat in itself, and the memories you make may haunt you forever. So this is my guide to the good, the bad, and the ugly of surviving teenagehood. Yes this will include anecdotes. [Highest Rank: #1 in Non-Fiction 16.10.17]

This isn't what friends do by Pric3e3

Coming out must be hard but only doing so because you can no longer hide your feelings for your bestfriend is unimaginable. A story about falling in love after a long time coming... * "I'm jealous? I'm controlling? You couldn't even let a guy touch me in there without pushing them away. You're not so innocent yourself Brandon. Don't look at me like that." He caught my chin forcing my eyes up to his again. "Or what?" I asked my voice shaking. I don't know what he was trying to say but it was all true. My breath came out jittery, staggered and just like that he was pressing his lips into mine with such pressure. I didn't move for a second too scared what the hell this was. I couldn't even think, did I want to kiss him back? Did I like this? I was staring wide eyed in shock at him still his eyes open to as he stayed perfectly still neither one of us moving. Before I knew it he was pulling away wiping me from his mouth his eyes adverted embarrassed* #1 in complicatedrelationships #1 in jealous #8 in feelings #6 in romance! #1 in comingoutofthecloset #6 in wattpride Part two out now!! Through it all is set a few years in the future for this pair. Continue to read more about their crazy life with all its ups and downs. Check it out 👍

Unravelling You l ✓ by wannabecurious9

❝What sin did I commit in my past life that I have to tolerate you in this life?" "A very grave one for which you're still paying." She replied in an overexaggerated manner. "You're too stubborn." He gritted out. "You're too obsessed." "You're the most annoying, obnoxious and bratty person I've met in my twenty seven years of life." He said, provoking her. "And you're the most narcissistic, petty and irritating person I've met in my twenty six years of life." She retorted. "You are too childish." "You are too stuck up." "You- fuck!" He cursed. "It feels like a comedy circus with us hurling abuses and insults at each other." He said tossing his head back and rubbing his hand over his face tiredly. "Can't help when we've a clown in your form.❞ ~ Highest Rankings : #1 in understanding #1 in emotions #1 in emotional #2 in drama #9 in romance

How To NOT Be Straight✓ by salemmiles_

🏆Featured on Wattpad ×4 ************** "She's weird." "She isn't the same person she was years ago." "She's probably faking it to get clout." She is me. I am she. Want a guide to failing to live up to your family's high standards for you? A guide to being a "misunderstood piece of shit"? A guide to being the most "not straight" student at school? A guide to being a social outcast? A guide to pissing off your overly Christian parents? A guide to failing to get together with your long time crush? Well hop right in! I have the exact guide you're looking for. Ladies and gentlemen, this is How To NOT Be Straight.

THE LIFE OF AN ORDINARY TEENAGE GIRL by funkyalways

Here is me ranting my brain on a lot of stuff that happens to an everyday teenage girl. (I'm ANYTHING but normal so I don't think this is for everyday teenage girls anymore.) SHOUT OUT TO YOU WEIRDOS.

My Name Is Jasper by JasperDeMan

A book about life and people, about the past and the present, about insights and stories, all seen through the eyes of a 30 year old kid trying to figure out adulthood. And a lot about toilets for some reason... Anyway. Each chapter is accompanied by a song. The song is tied to the chapter in a specific way. Although the connection is something blaringly obvious, I don't specifically call it out. up to you to figure it out :) My first Wattpad story, hope you like it - if you do, leave me a vote. Thanks for checking this out! I do not own the rights for, nor claim the ownership of the music/footage in the attached YouTube videos - please support the artists.

Consistently Complicated Contemplations by youraveragebowlofpho

if you're reading this, you're probably at the abyss of absolute boredom. welcome children, welcome to the mind of an ordinary 15-year old, with too many petty problems to rant about. ____________________________ Best Rankings - #1 in Contemplations, #1 in Reminiscence, #126 in Science

raucous rants by coolstoryjacksparrow

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Appetizer ( wattpadprize14 ) by michelebaci

I’m not a fighter in the traditional sense. I will suffer first, and sort out the pain later. But I don’t give up. I grew up in a bubble of privilege, while all I’ve ever wanted to do was live underground. Everything started early. The name-calling pushed me into becoming anti-social. I spoke exclusively to my worst best friend and the alternate persona in my head. I spent years like this, feeling completely alone. I convinced myself that I didn’t need other people. I would become smarter than them, reading and studying. I would find my own fun, watching late night TV and going to concerts. I wasn’t just sad. I was depressed. And the reason seemed insignificant. It all started over the loss of some playground boyfriend. I tried to be anorexic, but instead I wound up eating more. I wanted to stay asleep and avoid the tragedy that replayed in my head everyday. I was sick of the world I was in. I wanted to commit suicide. One day I heard a song on the radio that introduced me to a new genre of music. It was an electric shock to my system, and suddenly I had a reason to go on living. I discovered that melancholy was perfectly normal. I understood that I had the power to change things, and navigate my own future. Appetizer is a memoir of extreme social anxiety. It is approximately 350 pages (78,700 words). I have also written an extensive outline, detailing each chapter. Appetizer chronicles the anguish that many have experienced growing up, while emphasizing the importance of never giving up hope. The story offers solutions in not being able to relate to your peers, or anybody else for that matter. By reading Appetizer, I hope to help people feel less alone, and gain a more empathic understanding of humanity as a whole.

Gambit (Obsessions in Overdrive #2) by MarcelinePierson

Previously known as The Accident --------- She is beautiful. So fucking beautiful. She is a star and I would become an astronomer for her and I would study for the rest of my life and I would bleed, sweat and cry day and night just so I can understand her beauty. I would want the other stars to be jealous of her since no matter how big and bright they shine, she will always be the brightest one illuminating the night sky. She's better than everyone. I constantly think about how she can do so much better and how she deserves to be with someone who will notice everything amazing about her and not just use her. She needs to be with someone who will notice how she laughs. How confident she is. How she talks. The way her smile is different from the rest and the way her eyes glow when you talk about the stars. They should notice how her hair flows and how she can talk all day. She needs to be with me. --------- Contains: Fake-dating College romance --------- Started: 12 October 2021 Ended: 16 January 2023 Editing completion: 12 July 2024 --------- #1 firststory #1 hotel #1 pretty #2 cutegirl #2 teenagers #3 loss

How To Survive Middle School by somethingrussian

Welcome to middle school in America. I'm here to help you get through it as I get through it. I'm not going to sugarcoat anything. This is real life. This is middle school. Deal with it.

Karma Is My BFF (COMPLETED) by Josniffles

A personal chronicle of life's awkward moments, from yours truly; This is also a collage of how-to guides you'll never need, rants you'll wish you hadn't wasted your time on, and people you'll never meet in real life but will learn to love. Most of the chapters have been unpublished. Buckle in as we ride the twist and turns of middle school; and more than what meets the eye. Think you can handle it? This is the story of an outcast, a real one, not a supermodel from Wattpad fanfiction. I hope I can make you laugh smile and cry as you read my constant personal experience supporting my theory of why middle school is a big joke.

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Terrible Writing Advice // Wattpad Anime "critique" by Pita_the_Bread

Here you'll learn how to become a master of the art of writing fanfiction. These tutorials are 100% approved by the Herd mentality that poisons this platform. Rest assured! I guarantee you'll become one of the most esteemed writers around here, with ideas never seen before...well... except the other few hundreds that do the same stuff. BOTTOM LINE! Follow this guide and you too can become the most bland and unoriginal guy on Wattpad. You're welcome! Disclaimer:SARCASM in pula mea! Do not take this seriously! And yes, I'm making a parody after a channel of the same name on YouTube.

The Goalie's Good Luck Charm (preview) by still_just_me

After a one-night stand flips a grumpy hockey goalie's bad luck, he pursues his team's new dental assistant to rebound his abysmal season. Trapped in a small town, my life has been planned, controlled, and boring. After my sister and I failed to keep our family's bakery afloat, I'm free to steer my life's ship...Except I don't know what I want and have no idea how to adult. A year of sleeping on my sister's boyfriend's couch and getting bitten by kids while cleaning their teeth is not living. When the anniversary of losing our bakery reminds me how far I haven't come since then, a wild, anonymous one-night stand is just the stress release I need. Putting him out of my mind is challenging, but my luck turns when I land a specialist dentist's assistant job. It's for a pro hockey team, where, unfortunately, my steamy one-night stand is their grumpy goalie, and the coach doesn't believe women can remain professional around his players. I don't have time for the giant manchild refusing to get his teeth cleaned or socialize with anyone, including his teammates. The team's solo win comes after our night together, convincing Connor I'm some lucky charm who can turn around his demoralizing slump. All I care about is getting settled on my own despite his sexist coach, but when he threatens to reveal our secret, I'm forced to prove superstitions are hocus-pocus nonsense. 18 + for explicit sexual content #1 sports, #1 spicy PREVIEW: full story is available on Radish: https://radishfiction.com/stories/31711

The Runaway Teenager by Zazouxx

Being a teenager is the most amazing thing that can happen to someone. However , teenage years also have their drawbacks. Alexa White , a sixteen year old girl , faces similar problems as other girls of her age. She has to cope with her studies , family and even peer pressure. The responsibilities , stress and tension eventually become unbearable for her. Maybe she will feel better by just running away... ~~~ Hello everybody ! This is the first time I'm writing a book on Wattpad Sooo excuse me for the mistakes Thank you to all readers. Don't forget to vote , comment , share and fan ! Hope you like it ~~~

Don't Let Go ✔ (Editing) by _Little_Infinity__

Gosh, I'm so pathetic. I feel like I relate everything happening to me, back to Cody. It's probably because he and I were always together. But I really should stop. Cody left me. Why am I so hung up on him? I should move on, right? I should find another guy to love unconditionally... or maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I should just be a slut. Why should I even have any feelings for anyone? Wouldn't it just make complete sense to fuck around? That was no one could break my heart or hurt me. I'd be perfectly fine after, right? ~ After suddenly losing his boyfriend to soccer, Ethan finds that the perfect solution is to fuck around and do what he pleases. He no longer wants to cry over someone who obviously doesn't care about him. However, all of this quickly changes when he meets a patient at a hospital he volunteers, who goes by the name of Ashton - who happens to be straight and also dying. After their first encounter, they become perfect friends, and the obvious f-boy begins to develop feelings for the obvious straight boy. Can Ethan break down his 'straight' walls and have him as more than a friend all before it's too late? It's all up to fate, right? Highest Rank - #3 in #FreeThelgbtq

Keeping Up With the Sammy by SamanthaMichelle0

Hello! My name is Sam and, surprise, I write! Instead of throwing another common Wattpad teen romance your way, I decided to use this commonly used website as a journal for everyone to judge me! So if you want to read about my weird crazy life or just wanna dive into something a bit relaxing to take away the stresses of your day, I welcome you here to my little corner. Snuggle up and enjoy 💜 And as always, Stay Lovely ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 09/24 Hey, it's me Sam again, but four years later from what you just read this thing is essentially a blog, let's be honest, but hey, maybe if you're into that we can have a laugh together. And if you're about to swipe out this because this isn't very Wattpad aesthetic, I understand, I hope you have a great day, and again, Stay Lovely

School And What We Do In It by Judyharris1414

"It is really funny and high key relatable." - GowriNandanag (Completed/editing) **** This book is about all the weird things teachers do and ask us to do. It also contains too sassy comebacks, weird dance moves, quite a few awkward silences and a whole lot of laughs. Find out in this book, the problems school gives us, the heartbreaks and the love and hate for the teachers and homework. And maybe, stay tuned for, a little Valentine's Day romance! Join us, the grade 7 class of 2018, on this roller coaster ride we call, 'school life.' **** Highest rankings: #1 in #Lolmoments Finished : 2.1.2019 This story can also be found on @Humour's profile reading list: Young. Dumb. And Full of Fun. Cover made by @geminigraphics

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How To: Survive Teenagehood cover

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Unravelling You l ✓ cover

How To NOT Be Straight✓ cover

THE LIFE OF AN ORDINARY TEENAGE GIRL cover

My Name Is Jasper cover

Consistently Complicated Contemplations cover

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Appetizer ( wattpadprize14 ) cover

Gambit (Obsessions in Overdrive #2) cover

How To Survive Middle School cover

Karma Is My BFF (COMPLETED) cover

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The Runaway Teenager cover

Don't Let Go ✔ (Editing) cover

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How To: Survive Teenagehood

There is a stage between childhood and adulthood that makes us all want to bang our heads into a concrete wall as if that will somehow make us forget the things we did in that cringe-worthy stage of adolescence. That golden era of bad haircuts, first and last dates, and that undeniable feeling of wanting to fit in. Teenagehood. Surviving it is a feat in itself, and the memories you make may haunt you forever. So this is my guide to the good, the bad, and the ugly of surviving teenagehood. Yes this will include anecdotes. [Highest Rank: #1 in Non-Fiction 16.10.17]