312376 chromosomes ago, in the distant dimension 3, a raging war between the PEACE^LORDS and the ALMIGHTY DARK LORD CHIN-CHIN has been going on for chromosomes; then one man, a man who lacks a couple chromosomes, and hails from the place called..."Down Town"...WILL HE BE ABLE TO PERFECTLY CAST A SPIRIT BOMB TO DEFEAT THE DARK LORD CHIN-CHIN?!?!?? AND WILL HE BE ABLE TO OBTAIN A FEW CHROMOSOMES FROM THE DARK LORD HIMSELF?!?!?! STAY TUNED TO THIS EXHILIRATING, STUPENDOUS, AMAZEBALLS FO A STORY, A STORY OF DRAMA, ACTION, SUSPENSE, AND MOST OF ALL!!!..........TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.