Harry Potter Jokes And More

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Harry Potter Jokes I found from random places!

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#31 in humor on 1st May, 2017, and 6th May, 2017.

#108 in Random on 16th May, 2017.All Rights Reserved

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In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

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