Harry Potter Jokes And More

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Harry Potter Jokes I found from random places!

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Written In the Stars ⭒ Sirius Black by flowermeadowes

~I solemnly swear I am up to no good~ An aspiring Quidditch player, friend, prank enthusiast and 1/5 of the Marauders. Opal Wings has almost everything she wants in life, but one masquerade ball can change things, her best friend could become something else, and her life can change in a heartbeat. Finding light in the middle of a war seems impossible, but with her friends by her side nothing is impossible. 1975-1981 ~mischief managed~ 🌚🐁🐾🦌🔥 {DISCLAIMER! I do not support JKR's transphobic views} first completed~20/03/21 Updates every Sunday

you are my secret -a forbidden love story ✔︎ by -angeliqslytherxn

༄𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨.༄*ೃ⋅°✧ © -angeliqslytherxn, 2020. may or may not be rewriting this story.

Harry Potter Fanfiction Reviews by Jaymic7397

This will give you my thoughts on Harry Potter Fanfictions I've read. Each chapter I will upload will be different stories with their details and the reviews. Please read the first chapter (disclaimer) for additional information. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover photo. I've got it from her: https://wallpaperaccess.com/full/22939.jpg

❝𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋?❞ 𝖺𝗌𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋. ❝𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗈, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌❞ 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗒/𝗇 𝗅/𝗇. 𝖳𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖿𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗂𝗍. •ɴᴏ sᴍᴜᴛ •ғʟᴜғғ •ᴀɴɢsᴛ 𝗖𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗲 !! *I do not own harry potter*

Harry Potter gif series Enjoy :) All rights for the characters and gifs go to there respectable owners!

The Marauders Guide on How to Have a Good Time At Hogwarts - Story Edition by CJC858

THE STORIES A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do. Hilarious one-shots on some of the massive and funny antics the boys got up to in their days. You'll find all of these in the Pranking Edition!

Pepper Imps | Remus Lupin by hkaanylaahcw_

in which... two idiots get to know each other better over their common love of sweets a group of friends grow up together at school love is found in the most unexpected ways, and people marauders era remus lupin x oc 4th year - 7th year UNEDITED updates roughly once a week! started jan '25

What if... (Harry Potter One Shots) by Whovian378

One small thing leads to another. One ripple in a pond leads to a larger ripple at the water's edge. One choice leads to a road taken. One boy chosen leads to another lost. One job application rejected leads to a nose-less, hateful existence. Essentially, a whole bunch of Harry Potter one shots. What if Voldemort had chosen Neville? What if Hermione had chosen Draco? What if... Also, there may be a bit of swearing but I'll try and keep it to a minimum for the innocent readers out there.

The Classic FanFic of the Time-Travelling family. The Golden Marauders were bored and decided to break into Harry's office to find the Marauders Map. After a little game of piggy in the middle with an UNTESTED Time-Turner, a loud smash caused the family to end up literally crashing into an Order Meeting in 1995. Warning, not entirely canon and stupidly. Please read, enjoy the story and don't be scared to give CONSTRUCTIVE criticism in the comments. Please comment your thoughts and opinions. I am Australian, so writing may be different for you.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 | 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲 by dielikesrain

"𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥. 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘦." Elodie Florence and Fred Weasley started out as friends. Really, they had. I mean, if you had seen Fred through his pink mohawk phase, you wouldn't want to fall in love with him either. But as slithering serpents and long-lost fathers reveal themselves within the walls of Hogwarts, so does a newfound affection for her best friend. Every last piece of my heart goes out to those who take the time to read my words. (warning for foul language, violence, alcohol use, and sexual references-not smut) ~started 11/16/20 and finished 3/24/21~ #2 in georgeweasley on 1/29/21 #1 in witchesandwizards on 2/6/21 #1 in theweasleys on 4/13/21 #1 in snapesdaughter on 4/10/21 #2 in friendstolovers on 6/10/21 #1 in pranks on 6/9/21

𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮, regulus black (book one) by marasci

𝓐𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙤'𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙭 𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚. ..⃗.🕊•̩̩͙⁺゜ ᴡᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. This isn't the story of hero's who overthrow all the bad in the world. This is the story of the marauders, whose love conquers all, despite the sorrows they face. This story will make you cry, laugh, and even hate at some parts. But this story is a story of 7 friends who together, make one.

Potter simp- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

BLIND LOVE; SOCIAL MEDIA by ryannmadison

what happens when dumb old 🚪 finally releases the wifi password warning: strong language. i have a horrid mouth worse than ron theres cursing in almost every chapter. if this makes you uncomfortable be aware thank you!! second warning: let's ignore the spelling mistakes i'll correct them one day or maybe not thanks buds #16 in blaise zabini (12/2/20) #1 in instagram (12/19/20) !! #1 in Blaise Zabini (10/07/21)

The Red Head Boy- Fred Weasley by Hogwartx_Express

"Her terrible timing resulted in the perfect image: Fred standing there wet. His hair was soaking, and the small drops of water rolled down his cheek and onto his stomach. Amelia's eyes followed the droplet and set her eyes on his lean abs. Those four years off quidditch really paid off. A red Gryffindor towel hung dangerously loose from his v-line. The dull light did him no justice, but just enough sun crept into the room to put his perfect body on show. He looked godly." + It's Amelia Whisp's fifth year at Hogwarts where she finds herself spending more time with her close childhood friend, Fred Weasley. One thing leads to another and Amelia finds herself getting close to Fred in more ways than one. + The only thing I've changed in the books is that you go to Hogwarts when you are twelve. Which means the twins will be sixteen. + #1 in romance - 19/12/20 #1 in fredweasleyfanfiction - 31/03/21 #1 in theweasleytwins - 25/08/21 #9 in mature - 19/12/20 #1 in theweasleys - 7/1/21 #1 in Hogwarts - 7/3/21 #2 in theweasleytwins 7/7/21 #1 in Harrypotterandthegobletoffire 21/7/21

The Marauders' Future by vesta_fromfandoms

When the Marauders, Lily and their rival, Severus come in contact with a cauldron that sends them to the future, hell brakes loose! Sirius Black is on the loose, spreading terror all across the wizarding and the muggle world. But what will happen when young James Potter, who is supposed to be dead and believed to be killed by his best friend, finds out about this betrayal. Harry Potter is known for the trouble that follows him everywhere but perhaps, it's time for someone to take on to his burden. Competing with the Weasley Twins about who are the better pranksters, and building relashipnships with the golden trio, the Marauders set to solve another mystery but this time, alone. Alone because of the misunderstandings between them. Will they find out what's wrong or will the Marauders be broken forever? How will the older Lupin, Snape and Sirius react to these tiny troublemakers? Read to find out! Note: I do not own the characters but I do own the plot. Trigger Warnings: Many supernatural references, depressing parts, fighting, many PJO references... ~Do not question why the references are a trigger warning...~ Status: Complete #1 in #truthordare on 25th January 2021 #1 in #timeturner on 19th April 2021 #1 in #professormcgonagall on 8th May 2021 #1 in #patronus

The Marauders and the House of Black by TheMusicalTrash

Book Two of the Marauders Series The Marauders are back at it again in the year 1972. The summer had the boys separated, but with them together again there are sure to be some crazy pranks. The new term brings a lot of change and some surprising discoveries, but will these discoveries drive apart the boys? *Contains light swearing and themes of child abuse (warnings will always be provided)*

A Young Wizard's Journey - Order of The Phoenix by ArcanicScrolls

The Dark Lord returns! Voldemort is back, but no one else believes you. And why? Because he's vanished. No word as to where he's gone, who he's speaking to, or anything to do with him. Tensions are high and the stress even higher. Between the Ministry, OWLs, Voldemort, the Order, the Dominators, and a certain pink wearing slime ball. There's a lot that can and will go wrong this year. But when hasn't it? Your friends are by your side and one more so than ever. The last few years have proven your bond. And now, it's time to see how much your training has paid off. Especially, when asked to teach your classmates... #1 minerva #1 harrypotterandtheorderofthephoenix

Deliver for the death eaters by darkdemonwings7

What do you get when the Saviour of the Wizarding World becomes dangerously bored, especially when the death of his godfather has already hit him seriously hard, and left to his own devices? Well, Draco Malfoy, the Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort are unfortunately going to find out soon enough! Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. All rights belongs to JK Rowling

What would happen? (Hogwarts marauders era) by WaffleWithIcecream

We all read books. We all love fanfics. I'm sure that if you could, you'd wake up in your favourite book, next to all your comfort characters! That's what happened to the main character of this story. Read how she refuses to want to go back home. Why would she when she can be in Hogwarts? This is in the marauders era, first year. I might continue the series, but for now this is a story. I guess. Have a great day/night, -Waffle Cover is a random pintrest thing I found. This is a fanfic. That sorta stuff.

Written In the Stars ⭒ Sirius Black

~I solemnly swear I am up to no good~ An aspiring Quidditch player, friend, prank enthusiast and 1/5 of the Marauders. Opal Wings has almost everything she wants in life, but one masquerade ball can change things, her best friend could become something else, and her life can change in a heartbeat. Finding light in the middle of a war seems impossible, but with her friends by her side nothing is impossible. 1975-1981 ~mischief managed~ 🌚🐁🐾🦌🔥 {DISCLAIMER! I do not support JKR's transphobic views} first completed~20/03/21 Updates every Sunday

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