This is literally the whole script for the movie. Disclaimer! I do not own the story or any of the characters, this is for entertainment purposes only!

TALES OF AH CK SELL IX THE TREE LOVING BITCH

𝘚𝘢𝘸 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘙𝘩𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘨. 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘳, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘺. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘴. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳.

{x fem. reader story} You were fired. Nothing light at all. And to make things worse, you were late to babysitting Toby Williams, one of your favorite clients. Plans of dinner soon change when Sarah's anger gets out of control , and now Toby's life is in your hands. *Story is dedicated to my best friend Tom. He's dealt with me and my obsessions for too long* Best Rankings: #2 in David Bowie on Jan. 9, 2023

SEQUEL TO 'A GUIDE TO MODERN PHILISOPHY'

" 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧... " ranks held: #1 noelfielding #1 vincenoir #1 mightyboosh #8 ziggystardust #13 bowie

...and these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through... - David Bowie" (I wrote this on Quotev, thought I should bring it here)

𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶 𝗱𝗶𝗱. 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁