Twilight humour
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Hey so I decided there wasn't enough funny twilight books that are fun to read and make you laugh , personally I love reading them and whilst my main twilight book is quite serious (go check it out its called the cullens babies) I thought it might be fun to write a humour one!! So Instead of boring you with a really long story info lets get on with the book , enjoy!!
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