Achmeds Jounery
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Last published Thu, Aug 27, 2015
Achmed is A Jewish Assassin Who has a Machine Gun Chainsaw Which he uses to Fuck up his enemies and then he Fucks thier bitches he automatically has swag which causes everyone to envy him his best friend is Zohan a military warrior with balls of steel and is a stylish barber he wants to make everyone "slicky smooth" and is the bomb in bed they join together to defeat The Pepsi army as they wish to make fizzy bubblekh the world wide super drink
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