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The Alpha is a PopStar!? (Parody)
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Ongoing, First published Aug 27, 2015
The look on your face right now probably says "Are you kidding me," and I am. 

 Well the title literally gives away everything, so enjoy this cringe-worthy books of cliches.

 Please pleasee to not take any of the idiotic comments in this book seriously!

 I tried to make it bad, and failed at that. Story of my life >.<
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