THE grand Defign in the Nurture of Children, is to make them Strong, Hardy, Healthy, Virtuous, Wife, and Happy ; and thefe good Purposes are-- tl;dr read these things and stop being an ass maybe? Look, they're short. Randomly-selected fables ripping off James Thurber and Weird Twitter in equal measure. One a day. All May. Bonus to follow. (cover image: from an illustration by Arthur Rackham for Vernon Jones' Aesop, 1912 (public domain))
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