Eat Crayons Poop Rainbows
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Last published Sun, Aug 30, 2015
This story contains a range of facts, from thunderstorms to lollipops, from random to completely insane. This is a messy-mess of all sorts of information. Not all of the information is totally necessary.
WARNING: Eating crayons may not always result in pooping rainbows, but it's worth a shot cause YOLO.
P.S. Please do NOT sue me if you end up hospital because you have crayola disease.
P.S.S. I was inspired to write this by the wonderful Wattpadder....
@runlittlehorse89
She is amazingly funny and amazingly amazing! So follow her and give her the votes she deserves!
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