All She Wrote

It's high school and love is in the air; sweet adolescent love - the most adorable kind.

Enter Zachary Kurfirtova. He's 17 and in his senior year. But what makes our protagonist so special is that he is not, and has never been in, a relationship. Which is abnormal in this day and age where you're expected to lose your virginity at 16. Alright I might be exaggerating there a little but you get the point - our protagonist's life is just SAD. Depressing even. But Fate has things in store for our love-life-less hero for on Valentine's Day he receives a note, asking him to meet at the school rooftop at sunset.

As cliche as this sounds our hero jumps at the chance to possibly meet the girl of his dreams. Pushing aside his homophobic fears of meeting a man instead, he sets off to said rooftop to find -

A girl.
And a cute one at that!

But she's not too happy to see the protagonist - in fact she looked surprised; petrified as though she'd seen a ghost, for it turns out that the note wasn't meant for our hero at all - it was meant for his best friend, Abdul! Our protagonist put the pieces together and arrived at the conclusion that the girl is in love with Abdul and, being the gentleman that he thinks he is, offered to help by being the 'middleman'

Now you see, there's one huge problem here: Our hero didn't ask the girl whether she likes Abdul, he only assumes, given the evidence, that she likes Abdul. And being the main character of a love story you should already know, whatever he assumes is and always will be, wrong.