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i was mistaken as a monstrous genius actor 331
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မောင့်ဆေးကျောင်းသူ
True Story ကိုမှ အမည်တောင်မလွှဲပဲ ရေးပေးထားတာမို့ စိတ်တိုင်းကျ ဝင်ခံစားပြီး ဝင်ထန်နိုင်ပါတယ်။
Secrets ~ Minizerk
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Medusas Love
Medusa falls in love with a blind woman, unable to turn her to stone, Medusa's intrigue is piqued. Slowly the two fall in love. *I'll write a better description when I know what I really want to do with this story, rn it's just an idea I wanna try, this is my first book, be nice.*Lengkap
Wendizzy's Writer Room
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This is Not What I Had Planned || Joshler [Completed]
Book two of the 'Forest' series After high school, life seemed to be looking up for Josh and Tyler. They had both gotten quality jobs and had saved enough money to get an apartment together. But, as everyone knows, things don't always go as planned. Trigger warnings: Mentions of SH, suicide, anxiety, traumaLengkap
Ocean Blue | gxg ✓
[Wattpad's Summer Reading Checklist 2022 Pick / 2025 Wattpad Pride Pick] "'Hella heavy' is your response to seeing me with a literal fish tail?" "Sorry. Should ... should it be something else? Wait, does this mean that you can't eat sushi?" * * * * * When Alyssa shows up in Hulhazy Front a week after wiping the memory of her partner, she's terrified of ruining everything again. Her brother and dad are convinced she'll be okay as soon as she's able to "move on", which makes no sense to her, because they sound like the exact same thing. Alyssa doesn't care about moving on--she just cares about hiding the fact that she's a mermaid from this new small town, and especially her new coworker, Elliot. Elliot has spent the past year trying to figure out how to be out. It seems that every time she finds some kind of balance, something has to happen. Her parents say something homophobic before she's about to confess her "big secret," or her old friends from the swim team make some jab about all the things they're convinced Elliot did sophomore year. She's planning on her summer consisting of working at the public pool, hiding her sexuality, and third-wheeling it up with her best friends, Neema and Duncan. Until, of course, she meets Alyssa. *cover created using graphics from freepik*Lengkap
Athena
Teenage years are supposed to be the best time of your life. Have fun, break the rules, fall in love, just living your life to the fullest. Your last chance of being carefree before adulthood, a time period where your greatest worry is school. That's how it is for everyone, right? Wrong. Athena does not live her life to the fullest and she is certainly not problem free. Being on the run after she escaped her orphanage, she has to survive while being responsible for the life of her little brother, Noah. If only her eighteenth birthday could come faster. That's when she'll be able to live a normal life. Until then she is left alone to take care of herself. Or maybe not. Athena has brothers. Five of them. She hasn't lived her whole life in an orphanage and she wasn't left there by her parents. She was taken, abducted. What happens when the siblings finally reunite? ----------- There are hundreds of mafia stories on wattpad, I'm gonna try and make this one as original as I can but I don't make any promises. Trigger warning: guns, death, torture, panic attacks, anxiety attacksLengkap
ရွှေရင်အေး
"နောက်ကျောက ဓားမထိုးနဲ့ အရမ်းရွံ့တယ်...အရမ်းမုန်းတယ်...ခင်ဗျားက ရုပ်လေးလှသလောက် စိတ်ဓာတ်က ရွံစရာကောင်းလွန်းတယ်...' "ဘာ..ဘာဖြစ်လို့လဲ..." ကေ နားမလည်သော်လည်း သူ့ဆီက ကြားရတဲ့ စကားလုံးတွေကြောင့် မျက်ရည်က ချက်ချင်းပြည့်အိလာသည်။ လူကြီးတွေ စီစဉ်ပေးတဲ့ အိမ်ထောင်ရေး ဆိုပေမဲ့လည်း မေမေကြီးတို့က ကေ့အတွက် အများကြီး စိုးရိမ် စိတ်ပူနေခဲ့ရတာ..။ ဒီ အိမ်ထောင်ရေးကို ဘယ်လို ရှေ့ဆက်ရမလဲ ကေ့မှာ အဖြေမရှိပါ..။ ကေ့ရဲ့ လွဲမှားပြီး မှားယွင်းမှုတွေ ပြည့်နေတဲ့ အိမ်ထောင်ရေးကို ဘယ်လိုရှေ့ဆက်ရမလဲဆိုတာ ကေ တစ်ယောက်တည်း ဆုံးဖြတ်ချက် ချဖို့ ခက်ခဲပါသည်။ ❃°•°❀°•°❃••❃°•°❀°•°❃••❃°•°❀°•° ဒါလေးက အတိုလေးဆိုတော့ မြန်မြန်တင်ရမှာမို့ ပြန်မစစ်ပဲ အမှားပါရင် နားလည်ပေးပါနော်။ မရေးရ မနေနိုင်လို့ ရေးပေမဲ့လည်း ဖျက်ဖို့နမျောလို့ တင်မိသွားတယ်။ မျက်စိနောက်သွားရငLengkap
Adore You | Catradora
In order to get more media coverage for their famous rock band, Shadow Weaver bans romantic relationships between all the band members. Adora's fine with Glimmer lip singing over her vocals. She's fine with Shadow Weaver's constant nagging to take over as the lead singer. She's fine being the backup vocalist to the lead singer and playing her bass. She's completely fine with everything. Not being able to make out with the drummer? Not as fine. Started: 6/22/20 Completed: 2/9/21 RATINGS: #1 - shadow weaver 11/12/20 #12 - bands (out of 20k+. that's wild) • posted on my ao3 under mariuspunmercy • • catradora famous rock band au •Lengkap
Inflamed - a Frozen story
Since Elsa moved into the enchanted forest, she protects the forest and everyone who lives in it. Everything is in perfect order - if there were not these unsettling feelings that Honeymaren is increasingly causing her. As if the emotional chaos wasn't already difficult enough for the snow queen, a strange drought begins to spread and threaten life in the forest. With the support of Anna, Elsa tries to face both problems. But in the end, she has to go into the Mountain of Fire and be ready to lose everything - in order to gain everything ...Lengkap
queer memes
wholesome lgbtq+ memes i found from my photos to my fellow folks i don't own these, and i'm not sure who does, so please don't come at me love yaLengkap
𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐞 ✧✧ 𝑏𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑠
✧ 𝑠𝑜, 𝑏𝑦𝑒-𝑏𝑦𝑒, 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑖𝑒 ✧ 𝗞𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗬𝗡 𝗩𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗦𝗢𝗡 was easily the most brilliant woman of her time.Lengkap
هــي الــتـي عـلـمـتـنـي كــيــف اعــشــقــهــا
حياكم الله البيت بيتكم اقلطو اقلطو💗 نبذه بسيطه عن الروايه نوره البطله التي تسكن عند جدتها المريضه بمرض شديد وتضطر الجده تزويج نوره لحمايتها من اعمامها✨ لااستبيح النقل💗✨Lengkap
Isolation ~ Frerard
Two boys hate each other to the very bone, but when one fight leads to a whole weak in isolation, they find themselves surviving through the fights hand in hand only to be torn apart by a large bump in the road. Will they have their happy ever after? Or will it all come crashing down in a hail of bullets? TW:self harm/anxiety/death/Lengkap
ဦးရဲ့မဟေသီ (Complete)
ကြမ်းကြမ်းရမ်းရမ်းချစ်မဲ့ဦး(warning)
What Does Your Heart Desire?
In current day New York, you have two girls named Lilly & Lexy. They both work at animation studio in Brooklyn. They can be similar in ways but they are quite different. Lilly Bailey, a young women from Long Island suffering from Bipolar type 2. Shes beautiful but very shy living with her father and making animated films. Lexy Carter, she too is a young women but from Toronto, Canada. She suffers from Bipolar type 1. Unlike Lilly, she is a talker shes got her fair share of friends.
Born Moretti
Avery and Malakai Scott are 16 year old twins who have been abused their whole life by their mother and step father. Avery and Kai are barley just surviving, relaying on drugs, self harm, fights and having each other to survive. What happens when one day their whole life turns around. They found out about their mother's lies and that they have family who they never knew about. What happens when Giovanni Moretti finds out he has another son and a daughter who he never knew about. He's 9 sons who now have a another brother and finally a sister. Will the Moretti's give the love and protection that the twins never had growing up, one thing is for sure their lives are about to change forever. But trust isn't easy, and healing even harder. Can broken people build something whole together? And will they survive being part of the Moretti bloodline, or be destroyed by it?Lengkap
chaptr 331 - 480 https://novelbin.com/b/i-was-mistaken-as-a-monstrous-genius-actor I, Kang Woojin, was quitting my design work and became a jobless person. The next day, my friend took me to auditions and I was forced to perform. As i was given a script, the void space appeared in my mind and forced me to relive the character. I got stabbed. Became a serial killer. Became an Exorcist. As I become an actor, the misunderstandings keeps growing day by day.
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