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MY BEST FRIEND IS NAMED SATAN

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Let's say you accidentally call Satan because you called the wrong number. He brings you whatever you need and just hangs out with you. Turns out he's a nice guy.  You might say that wouldn't happen, but since I have the worst luck ever, that happens to me.

Good thing he's a good guy, minus the whole king of hell thing.

Also I'm a Mage, it would be a good thing, but it's actually illegal in the city of Eastwind. Let me explain how illegal it is. Being a Mage is practically a death sentence if the cops find you. 

I just hope I can stay alive here.All Rights Reserved

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between the shadow and the soul - english edition by hesitantspacewitch

»My name is Aristes, by the way. Here's my phone number, if you need to call me.« »Your phone number?« »Yes. I mean, you could call me by setting up an altar and sacrificing a lamb, but I think calling me via phone is a bit easier. And, you know, less messy.« It is a truth universally acknowledged that a demon in full possession of his intellectual abilities can not, should not and will not fall in love. Love is a concept invented for humans to give their short life meaning in a universe that doesn't care about their existence. Or at least that's what they tell you in the Underworld. Which really does not explain Aristes situation right now. Like, at all. Life as a male witch wasn't easy. Especially when you got dangerously cursed after accidentally summoning a demon. Which was exactly what Jasper did. The second summoning was at least not an accident but went slightly wrong as well - it got him a helping pair of clawed hands (well, sometimes at least. I mean the clawed helpfulness) and something like an involuntary flatmate. Which was not what Jasper had expected but hey, you've got to take all the help you can get when you're trying to get rid of a curse whose sole purpose it is to kill you. Jasper should be glad he survived it til here. And if dealing with a wayward demon was the price to pay, he had nothing against it. Especially when said demon had the annoying tendency to make him laugh and blush all the time.

Star Beings by Ghost_Writer143

I thought I was normal. That's what I was always led to believe anyways. But then one day a portal opened up in my closet and someone yanked me onto the other side. Now I'm stuck in a different world where apparently magic exists and I'm one of the ten people who can use all forms of it. Crazy, right? A two weeks ago I was a depressed 14 year old kid from Texas. Now I'm a confused and depressed 14 year old from Texas that has magic abilities I can barley control. Funny how quickly things can go from "meh, my life kinda sucks" to "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!" in a matter of seconds. Now I have to end a freaking war. I only have one question really. What did I get myself into by being born???

Gold Fever (m×m) ✔ by sweetcaressesofmay

"We caused the end of the world. Turns out it's easier than you might think it is. All you need is a group of eco anarchists and an ounce of magic, and the world goes down in a poof." After another manic episode, Phoenix gets written off his parents' will, and he's trying to find a reason to keep living. Causing the end of the world and being the only one who can save the world wasn't exactly what he had in mind. Phoenix wasn't meant to have magical abilities, and he most definitely shouldn't have been able to make all the money in the world disappear just by thinking about it. To make matters worse, it came with a minor side effect: a disease called Gold fever. In other words, people started to turn into gold. Over the course of a single day, Phoenix becomes the most hated person in the world. As the economy collapses around them, only three of his friends are willing to stay by his side. Their job is to keep Phoenix alive while he tries to make money reappear and find a cure to Gold fever. Which turns out to be more challenging than they thought, as they find out someone is tailing Phoenix with the intention to kill.

Achromatic Adventure by lissyloud15

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Overanalyze - Destiel by penguin_overlord

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Enigmatic Affections by transmasc_mayhem

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between the shadow and the soul - english edition cover

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Gold Fever (m×m) ✔ cover

Achromatic Adventure cover

Overanalyze - Destiel cover

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The Wish of a Broken Heart cover

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The Story of Rudina the Hunter Wolf cover

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between the shadow and the soul - english edition

»My name is Aristes, by the way. Here's my phone number, if you need to call me.« »Your phone number?« »Yes. I mean, you could call me by setting up an altar and sacrificing a lamb, but I think calling me via phone is a bit easier. And, you know, less messy.« It is a truth universally acknowledged that a demon in full possession of his intellectual abilities can not, should not and will not fall in love. Love is a concept invented for humans to give their short life meaning in a universe that doesn't care about their existence. Or at least that's what they tell you in the Underworld. Which really does not explain Aristes situation right now. Like, at all. Life as a male witch wasn't easy. Especially when you got dangerously cursed after accidentally summoning a demon. Which was exactly what Jasper did. The second summoning was at least not an accident but went slightly wrong as well - it got him a helping pair of clawed hands (well, sometimes at least. I mean the clawed helpfulness) and something like an involuntary flatmate. Which was not what Jasper had expected but hey, you've got to take all the help you can get when you're trying to get rid of a curse whose sole purpose it is to kill you. Jasper should be glad he survived it til here. And if dealing with a wayward demon was the price to pay, he had nothing against it. Especially when said demon had the annoying tendency to make him laugh and blush all the time.