MY BEST FRIEND IS NAMED SATAN
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Let's say you accidentally call Satan because you called the wrong number. He brings you whatever you need and just hangs out with you. Turns out he's a nice guy. You might say that wouldn't happen, but since I have the worst luck ever, that happens to me.
Good thing he's a good guy, minus the whole king of hell thing.
Also I'm a Mage, it would be a good thing, but it's actually illegal in the city of Eastwind. Let me explain how illegal it is. Being a Mage is practically a death sentence if the cops find you.
I just hope I can stay alive here.
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