MY BEST FRIEND IS NAMED SATAN
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  • Reads 3,220
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  • Parts 14
  • Time 59m
Complete, First published Aug 29, 2015
Let's say you accidentally call Satan because you called the wrong number. He brings you whatever you need and just hangs out with you. Turns out he's a nice guy.  You might say that wouldn't happen, but since I have the worst luck ever, that happens to me.

Good thing he's a good guy, minus the whole king of hell thing.

Also I'm a Mage, it would be a good thing, but it's actually illegal in the city of Eastwind. Let me explain how illegal it is. Being a Mage is practically a death sentence if the cops find you. 

I just hope I can stay alive here.
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