Jokes
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Ongoing5m
Last published Tue, Jan 26, 2016
Laughter is the best medicine for a person.These jokes aren,t mine,I copied from Facebook and Google, but some are self written.I don't mind if you will copy mine because what I am writing is also copied from others.
Though these jokes are copied they are really funny.So please please please vote me.If you have any complain or if there is any mistake please comment.If you like my jokes I will write another one soon.This is my first book in watt pad but very soon I will start writing story's.
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