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The Idiot Vampire

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Reads 568
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Raven Cromwell is a vampire, a crappy one but one none the less. She can't see in the dark really well, she is clumsy, she is afraid of the dark, she barely can stomach blood, and is nothing compared to her siblings. As a last ditch effort to get their daughter betrothed to a respected vampire they force her to attend the Blood Born Ball. All high ranking coven leaders and respectable vampires will be in attendance. This is her last chance to prove she can be a true vampire.

Warlow is the Vampire King and has had a hard time. He has waited thousands of years to find the perfect Queen for his people. During an unfortunate event he runs into Raven, and his fate is forever tied with her own.All Rights Reserved

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The Yawn of the Vampire

After thousands of years of life, The Vampire King had seen it all, or so he thought. He wasn't prepared for awakening to a new world full of strange technology and unhealthy food. To make matters worse he has to deal with his own family squabbles, a vampire hunter who hates his job, as well as the small matters of starting a war against the human race and learning how to use a cellphone.