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THIS MEANS WAR
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theloneranger_
Ongoing, First published Aug 31, 2015
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Highest rank: #5 Humor 

"THIS MEANS WAR ALEXA HARRISON!"

"Oh I'd like to see you try Bad boy."

Oh my goodness I honestly cannot be expected to describe EVERYTHING that happened in thirty nine seconds, since obviously that's roughly how long it'll take you to read all of this!

Let's begin with a brief-ish introduction. Yeah, I can do that!

I'm the badass. Dreaded by all the little beings around me. (Why? Because I'm freaking awesome!) That long list of people also happens to include the school bad boy. That dude's a softy when compared to me.

That very soft, very large, very protective, bad boy just so happens to be my sort of best friend, sort of enemy, sort of everything else. Absolute softy I tell you!

Gosh this introduction thing is definitely not what I signed up for!

Anyways, 

So everything is sunshine-y in our little world until one day bad boy and I stumble upon something.

Something precious, so very special that it couldn't have been with anybody else.

Something beautiful really.

Yes, that is correct, we discovered the power of REVENGE.

It turned us into- WILD CREATURES.

We took war seriously!

If I flatten his tires, he sneaks into my house to freak me out. Hell we're immature. We hate each other from the depths our hearts but- we love each other too- just kidding we hate each other! Pure and horrible hate.

"Admit it Lexi, you secretly love me!" Bad boy grinned.

"Get out of here Bad boy, you weren't invited!"

"Make me baby girl." He blew me a kiss.

"I should've killed you with Hunter when I had the chance!"

•

Warning: IMMATURE content may make you want to hit your head to the wall at times and my head sometimes. Please do not resort to violence!*Grins*

Alright, alright: Language! *Sighs* so much language *Shakes head*

It would mean the world to me if you decided to read this but that's up to you! :)

Maybe you'll laugh a little, who knows???

I'm absolutely crazy and somewhat evil so forgive me for my lame jokes and bad puns, please!
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One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that would ultimately determine her social life, reputation, and mentality. Survive through highschool. How hard can it be right? ... WRONG!!!! She was reading in her room when she just decided to take one... Little... HARMLESS glance outside of her new bedroom window. But all of a sudden... BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There stood a half naked, greek god bad boy right before her very own eyes!! So you may ask, what do you do in a situation like this? SIMPLE. You squat down in the middle of your bedroom floor... Because that's obviously not embarrassing... And start doing ninja rolls from one side of the room to the window curtains going COMPLETELY UNNOTICED. Well... That is until you bang your head against the wall after doing a total of SIX slightly slanted ninja rolls right in front of your friendly... Still without clothes... Abs are present... Somewhat very sexy... Abs are still present... Okay really good looking... ABS I REPEAT ABS ON SHOW... Hot, sexy, and did I mention ab-delicious Neighbor Or to be more specific... Ashton Rider. Say goodbye to an unnoticed school year, and hello to the bad boy's world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Book one in the T.B.B.B. (The Bad Boy Boxer) Series WARNING: Lots of typing mistakes!!! Read at your own risk!! Editing will be taken place when I find motivation!!! (Heh... about that....)

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