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did this ever happen to you :
"my boyfriend just dumped me!"
"I got hit with a hurricane of feels!"
"my favorite author just killed my favourite character!"
and you need something to cheer you up? well look no further, this book will make you laugh till you drop!!
WARNING: the writer is not to be blamed if you choke on you food/drink while laughing. limited time only. batteries not included
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