Why Idiots Report
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- Parts 1
Complete Mon, Aug 31, 2015<5 mins
Hello, you are either reading this to support me or either to report me right? Well if you are going to report me just know that I hope one day you die in a sinkhole somewhere. You may now proceed.
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𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 - 𝐀 𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘
𝐁𝐖𝐖𝐌 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡. 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐝, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧. 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧!!
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I've always had a feeling that I would die young. Ever since I started pondering on deaths door I've had this feeling. I could care less about the hell and heaven shenanigans, but death. I want it. The end of my life. I want to be in my suit, in my coffin, in the ground and my soul to be gone. I've been waiting for 16 years, yet no sign of death opening his door no matter how many times I ring his doorbell. Yeah, I enjoy thinking about my end. Especially at moments like this... *** #1 physical #1 cuteguys #1 addiction #2 self-esteem *** Started: 7 November 2022 Finished: 18 April 2024
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