The (Mis)adventures of an Unfortunately Uninteresting Girl

You're probably asking yourself, "How the hell did I even get to this? And why am I bothering to read it? Also, why is she writing about herself if she is, indeed, unfortunately uninteresting?"
I, however, cannot answer these questions for you. Read on if you wish. I mean... this whole thing is going to be a mess. I might as well have some of you tag along for it.