...I didn't write this already? I thought I did- has there been nothing here since I first published? I'm such an idiot! Alright, let's do this now then. Better late than never. This is being written when 1k has just been hit, on the 30th of December 2015. Well, really it's the early hours of the 31st... STARTING NOW- Erin Atkinson. Jordan Maron. Best friends since they were toddling toddlers- inseparable. Well, at least until the cold and harsh reality of hospital life tore them apart. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY AND DO THIS ANYMORE- THIS STINKS! AND TODDLING TODDLERS? THAT'S A BIT OBVIOUS, YOU MUPPET! YOU CAN TELL WHY I HAVEN'T DONE THIS WITH MY OTHER STORIES! ...this is a trainwreck. I'm sorry. The story should hopefully be better and less stupid. I'm sorry.