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Bree Cumpson's Day to Day Life

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"I'm going to need Hairy Condoms, big, Hairy Condoms."

During a Porn Shooting in The Pub in 2003, a baby is born and dies before she can take her first breath.

During a Porn Shooting in The Pub in 2003, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 12-year-old Bree Cumpson, a Skinny and Piggly Wiggly Porn Star.

What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from Hella Fugs Drug Dealers who Boot each other? Would you even want to?

Bree Cumpson's Diary follows Bree Cumpson and her Gay Friends With Beneifts, Abby Hard-On-Birdy, as their Dugged-Up lives tumble through turbulent events in The Strip Club, again and again.

However, when one of the Hella Fugs Drug Dealers bites off Bree's WillyWanker with crippling effect, it looks like her quest is over.

Without WillyWanker, will Bree Cumpson be able to save the day?All Rights Reserved

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