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Bree Cumpson's Day to Day Life

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"I'm going to need Hairy Condoms, big, Hairy Condoms."

During a Porn Shooting in The Pub in 2003, a baby is born and dies before she can take her first breath.

During a Porn Shooting in The Pub in 2003, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 12-year-old Bree Cumpson, a Skinny and Piggly Wiggly Porn Star.

What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from Hella Fugs Drug Dealers who Boot each other? Would you even want to?

Bree Cumpson's Diary follows Bree Cumpson and her Gay Friends With Beneifts, Abby Hard-On-Birdy, as their Dugged-Up lives tumble through turbulent events in The Strip Club, again and again.

However, when one of the Hella Fugs Drug Dealers bites off Bree's WillyWanker with crippling effect, it looks like her quest is over.

Without WillyWanker, will Bree Cumpson be able to save the day?All Rights Reserved

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Hazel and Coop by tulipsandwaves

Coop, or "Slick" as he's know to his mc brothers is macho and rough, smart and loyal, Coop can't understand why the new girl who is suddenly friends with all of his friends, annoys him so much. He tried not to be rude to her, well, he didn't try that hard, and he certainly didn't succeed. But he did get her a restraining order from an abusive ex, so why does she bother him so much? It's annoying as hell that she's got the whole beautiful, smart and funny thing going on, she just needs to stay out of his way. Hazel, has moved back to the town she grew up in, she's next door neighbors with her best friend Lola, and she's met a new group of friends that make her world sweet and fun. Yoga, her job, her new friends and most importantly, her new baby that is the light of her life. Despite the absentee baby daddy, she's going to fill her son's world with all the love, time, attention and security that she missed out on as a young child. Their world is bright and happy, shiny and safe (as far as she's aware) and she will do everything in her power to keep it that way. Her move back to Ventura is the best thing (next to her baby) that's happened to her, ever, so she is not going to let the grumpy, jerk of a club lawyer/club brother get in the way of her own happily ever after. She just wishes that he wasn't as handsome, smart and very occasionally nice, he just needs to stay in his lane, and away from hers.

The New Barber by BettieBurton

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The Prince And His Arrogant Princess by lovablesocks

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The Daughter Of A Gang Leader by TheDevil1155

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The Darkest Choice | Omegaverse by HoneyWritesss

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Rules for Enduring the Sweenys by AbysmallyAbstracted

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Hazel and Coop

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