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Bree Cumpson's Day to Day Life

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Reads 47
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Parts 4
Time 5m

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"I'm going to need Hairy Condoms, big, Hairy Condoms."

During a Porn Shooting in The Pub in 2003, a baby is born and dies before she can take her first breath.

During a Porn Shooting in The Pub in 2003, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 12-year-old Bree Cumpson, a Skinny and Piggly Wiggly Porn Star.

What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from Hella Fugs Drug Dealers who Boot each other? Would you even want to?

Bree Cumpson's Diary follows Bree Cumpson and her Gay Friends With Beneifts, Abby Hard-On-Birdy, as their Dugged-Up lives tumble through turbulent events in The Strip Club, again and again.

However, when one of the Hella Fugs Drug Dealers bites off Bree's WillyWanker with crippling effect, it looks like her quest is over.

Without WillyWanker, will Bree Cumpson be able to save the day?All Rights Reserved

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Kirk and Gray

Beautiful, quirky, shy and kind, Kirkland Sophia Turner has worked hard for all of her 21 years, first trying to survive the foster care system in Washington state, then finding a way to get and pay for her education and finally pursuing her nursing degree. By working in a succession of restaurants and bars, she knew what it took to earn a paycheck, she has the callouses and circles under eyes to prove it. At no point did she prepare for the 6'6 blue eyed biker that decided that she was his at first glance. Hell, she had no idea if there was a way to prepare for the tsunami that was Grayson Baxter. Gray was an incredible club brother, an awesome friend, an all-around good guy to those to whom he respected and cared for. For the rest of the world he was a physically intimidating behemoth of a man who gave zero f*cks about what others outside of his circle thought of him. He'd grown up in the a picture perfect home that was full of love, support and pride, just not for him. His family wasn't sad when he gave them a one finger wave in his rear view mirror when he finished high school, he left and never looked back. This is an unedited first draft ... suggestions and comments are truly appreciated! Finding his place in the world, with his by choice, not by blood family was great. Finding the sweet little nurse in his clubs bar? Well, that was just more than he could of ever hoped for.