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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓

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Reads 70,571
Votes 4,555
Parts 200
Time 35m

funny hilarious humor lol odd school stupid weird weirdsentences

This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school.
  
The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear!
  
(NOTE: the book gets funnier as it goes on. The first few chapters are quite rubbish. Feel free to skip ahead to the good stuff or power through!)
  
[Highest ranking: #301 in Humor as of 10/4/18]All Rights Reserved

funny hilarious humor lol odd school stupid weird weirdsentences

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