Patbob Oneshots
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sat, Sep 5, 2015
Everyone knows that Spongebob and Patrick are just two sea creatures who are best friends. Wouldn't you like to see their relationship in a different perspective? Well then you came to the right place. (By the way, even though these stories seem serious they're honestly just dramatized satire.) If you honestly ship them then enjoy. If you don't, just it read to have a laugh. It's your choice. I already know this is a piece of shit. But hey, I have no dignity left.
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