The best way to describe Wesley (Wes) Keegan is a walking chick magnet. He can have any girl he wants, any time he wants. I mean, they basically worship the ground he walks on! He's got good looks to spare and oozes charm. But it's not all perfect. All because of Mallon fucking Page. The sad thing is, Mallon doesn't even know how screwed up he really is. And for some unfathomable reason, he can be in 47 places at once. He is legit unavoidable. Another thing about Mallon is that he's gay. Though Wes isn't a homophobe, that's part of the reason that he hates him. It'd be ok if he was just gay, but he's more like a rainbow with legs. But all starts to change when Wes and Mallon are assigned to do a project together. Wes finds out that Mallon is that terrible, in fact, he's quite enjoyable to be around. But what happens when this friendship becomes something more?