Wrong Number l.t
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  • Reads 209,667
  • Votes 6,944
  • Parts 35
  • Time 44m
Complete, First published Sep 05, 2015
ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit.

MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter.

ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol.

MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood

ME: Oh. Shit.
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