What happened to chivalry?
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Ongoing, First published Sep 05, 2015
I feel like I'm like Emma stone in Easy A asking what happened to chivalry?

I also want Jack Cusack holding a boombox  outside my window.
I also wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey.
I also want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. 
I also want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me.
And also, I want to be Olive Penderghast who has a Woodchuck Todd in her life riding a lawnmower holding a boombox and thrust his fist with me because we knew that we got the both of us.

But that's impossible. Pretty impossible.
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