Simon Cowell has a goddaughter named Alyssa Macy, who has an amazing voice. Along with her three BFFLs (Jenna Cosmos, Jaden Gradient and Brisa Campbell) she is in the band Bittersweet Ambitions, which has just been signed with Syco. Simon decided that to get the girls more publicity, they'd have to date famouser people. And by famouser I mean in a boy band. And by a boy band I mean One Direction. And by One Direction I mean those poor girls are in for a WHLOE lotta drama.