My True Story Prank Calls
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Last published Wed, Nov 23, 2016
I will call restaurants, hotels, close friends, and type in random numbers. I will ask you on advice what to do next and who to do it to. Lol nothing too bad shall be done.(UNLESS ITS BY ACCIDENT, REFERRING TO THE PIZZA HUT INCIDENT)
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