The Unlikely Burglar

What happens when you are all alone? Your parents are gone and you are the only one in the house. Do you lock all entrances and exits? Do you stay cooped up in your room hiding under your sheets? Or do you take this opportunity to do something you would not dare do when they are there at home?

Well, imagine you are at home alone and you come face to face with a burglar. What would you do? What if this burglar was not expected? Both in person and appearance?

*This is a short story*

Prepared to die>>>
From laughter :)