An Opera in Chaos

We all know the story of the Phantom of the Opera: The Phantom poses as Christine's Angel of Music and falls in love with her, but she is in love with Raoul and leaves with him, leaving poor Erik alone. But this is the Phantom as you've never seen him before...a Spartan warrior? Raoul having a love affair with his hair? Christine actually standing up for herself? The Opera Populaire really IS in chaos! (Originally written as a parody assignment in my 12th grade English class and is also posted on fanfiction.net)