How To Write Bad Fanfiction
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Ostatnia publikacja pon., cze 6, 2016
This is a bunch of cliches and dumb moments that make for a crappy book
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Lots of buttsex stuffs
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Sometimes I'm very passive and other times I'll slam your hand in a door
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The Future(Harry Potter next gen time travel fic)
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Percabeth One-Shots
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Empowered
As the narrator, I'm tempted to simply write "Middle Finger" because that is essentially what you'll feel like I'm giving you in telling this story. However, for the sake of not being a complete dick, I'll write a little more than just a description of a disrespectful gesture. This story can aptly be described as crude and deranged. As you may have surmised, a crazy person will be telling this story, and the characters involved are indeed also all crazy in their own special ways. So, given this exercise in mental illness, the topics touched on (in no particular order) in this tale are destruction, death, superpowered wackos, torture, pain, loneliness, chaos, the will to survive, never giving up, giving up and not giving a shit, the desire to protect, failing to protect and causing more trouble than was already present, disappointing and/or abusive parental figures, bullies, unjust punishments, just punishments, racism, violent and usually superpowered fights, sci-fi gadgets, bitterness, sarcasm, twisted and demented comedy, control or lack thereof, weird and awkward high school drama, lies and brainwashing, alien aggression, moral ambiguity, unhinged villains, fantastical weapons, a piece of shit main character, conditional friendship, a fuck load of musical references, anger, fear, depression, extra-dimensional creatures, godly powers, various esoteric connections, pop culture references, and of course, in general, superpowers.Zakończone
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Tyler Talk [Complete]
The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.Zakończone
My Book For All Kinds Of Things.
Just my book for everything WARNING: PREPARE FOR TRIGGERED RANTS Also this book is all types of trash there are many spelling and grammar issues. I might edit sometime later. BUT STILL READ IT ? I don't want y'all thinking that since I said this book is trash I don't want anyone reading, (although is does contradict it) but still read! ? I accept constructive criticism and grammar/spelling corrections but please put it nicely AND I would really like someone to help me with this bio because just my book for everything is just not cutting it lol. _____________________________ #657th in HumorZakończone
Transformers Prime Imagines Book 2
ENIGMA CHAN IS BACK AT IT AGAIN!!! If you're new to this book, Hi there! This is a fanfic of the TFP crew! There will be tiny drabbles, chaotic and crazy oneshots, love story and many more! Unfortunately, Enigma don't do smuts, only make some jokes at most~ There is a book one for this so you can go read that too if ya want? Have fun reading and thank you for the support :3 ♡ REQUESTS ARE ✨CLOSED✨ UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. --- >TRIGGER WARNINGS WILL BE MENTIONED SO YOU MAY READ IT WITH PRECATIONS. >EXCUSE MY GRAMMARS, THERE WILL BE A FEW ERRORS HERE AND THERE XD > THERE WILL BE SWEARINGS~ >OP IS JUST AS CHAOTIC AS THE REST OF THE TFP CREW, DON'T TRUST HIS INNOCENT OPTICS XD >AT THIS POINT THE FOURTH WALL IS NONE EXISTENT SO UM YEA
NOTORIOUS // TFP Arcee X Reader
Life is rough. Not as rough as your criminal record, though. Released from prison not long ago, you're determined to integrate into the world better than before. You aren't going to steal from another human as long as you are human, you promise yourself. You end up having a surrogate child to take care of and a man who's gonna flip your world upside down (and not in a fun way). What happens next changes your life and your body forever. You end up able to steal out of necessity and not break your promise. From there, you meet three more kids, an exasperated government agent, a team of alien robots with a really hot motorcycle, and a gang of bad robots hellbent on destroying the human race n' stuff. You're here to help, as well try to date the hot motorcycle with trust issues and take care of your traumatized child. This oughta be fun!Zakończone
((Keep in mind that I wrote this years ago- so the writing is just cringe)) ---------- ((Child!Reader x Father!Optimus Prime)) ----------- "Hello, child. You know who I am, am I correct?" The robot asked a bit hesitantly. "Yea...do, you know who I am?" (Y/n) asks back. The robot smiles gently and lifts a digit. He then rest it gently on the small child cheek. "Of course," The robot answers the question. "My name, is Optimus Prime, but you may call me sire," ______________________________ (Y/n) is a sweet young girl at the age of 10 with a loving mother and cheerful father. Or so she thought. What happens when they simply all go to a park together, only for the mother and father to lie and abandon her? And almost right after, have an encounter with two Decepticon drones? •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Started: 2015 Completed: 1/31/18
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