Drop Dead Farrah

*inspired by my childhood favourite movie 'Drop Dead Fred'*

Elyar Cronin gets a lift from the return of his imaginary childhood friend, Drop Dead Farrah after a bad break-up. However, Farrah can't return home until Elyar is happy, and it doesn't look like that's going to happen in the near future.

“I’m stuck because your stupid, ugly, fat, grown-up fiancé has left you so you’re all alone and unhappy. I had to come back and I can’t get home again until you’re happy. Why don’t you get happy?” She ranted, smacking me on the head twice with the shovel on the words ‘get happy’; to add extra emphasis, I'm guessing.