The Toilet Horror

The Toilet Horror

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Complete Tue, Sep 8, 2015<5 mins

ghost horror humor joke oneshot

You just moved into your new house. It's a nice house, but for some reason the toilet gives you the creeps. What is going on with your toilet?

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