The Internet has taken over my life.

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Literally!
Welcome to the world of Eight (And a half) year old, Gregory Pickson.
He spells it Pixen. Either to sound cool or because he can't spell, we don't know. He is only Eight years old you guys. Cut him a little slack. Anyway, He leads your average Eight year old's life, running around, playing with his friends, maybe swallowing a couple bees along the way (Just me? Okay.) Until one day, the wifi goes out. Of course Gregory doesn't mind too much, seeing as he never used it, but his parents and his sister kinda go really crazy. They eventually find out some spoooooky stuff, and things happen... I'm not going to spoil it for you! Read this book! YEAH!

Me - 10/10 PREEETTY GOOD YO!

You - Wow dis book pretty good!

Random cat - Meoooow! MEEOW! HISS!

Translator - What? You want me to what?  I can't speak cat. But I don't think that cat liked that microphone up so close to it's face. Not cool man. Not cool.

Notes: There might be a lot of random capitalization. It's just kind of something I do. Also, there's always going to be typos. It just happens when you don't have a professional editor. And sometimes when you do. But, I'll try to make the book the cleanest it can be. Thanks!All Rights Reserved

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