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There once was a jolly old british man named mister,  Mister was not that old sure he has been alive for 100's of years now he is a still a young fellow at the  heart... Sure yes he is a little screwed up in the head and is a murderer after killing his step uncle but he still is the most trusted man in all of Iraq he only lived there for a year thats where he lost his hand to a hungry ghost but at least he has a nice hat he lives In a nice house and has wifi and has been in pain from a peTting zoo accident in 2008 and he lived in a box I'm Detroit for a month and a half but at least he had orange juice... Did I mention that he is behind you... Goodnight folksAll Rights Reserved

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