the pope, susan boyle and me
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Complete Wed, Sep 9, 2015<5 mins
what happens when the pope flies into ur church on his golf cart when u prayin
what happens when susan boyle runs into 50 shades of grey and starts singing
read to find out
(an extremely odd conversation between a friend and I somehow resulted in me writing a fanfiction. and for some reason, i decided to post it online. enjoy!)
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(This should be used in high schools to warn against the risks of underage drinking. You may write a barely-legible three-way fan-fiction involving The Pope and Susan Boyle at 16.)
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