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How To Be A Heartbreaker • C.H. [COMING SOON]

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"I love you"




..at least I think I do.


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Rule #1: Always Have Fun 
Rule #2: Don't Get Attached To Someone You May Lose
Rule #3: Wear Your Heart On Your Cheek
Rule #4: Gotta Be Looking Pure

This is how to be a heartbreaker.All Rights Reserved

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Rule Three// c.h by Justeen_96

Third Book in the Rule One Series "Oh can you give it a rest already Jake!" Lily complained as I put my arm around her on the couch. "We've been together for almost six years now. Face the facts, I'm dating your best friend." I kissed her cheek in confirmation. "I can't let it go baby sister. You guys broke the rules!" -x- Lily is finishing up her last year of college and couldn't be happier. In the middle of her junior year at Durnmont College, Lily and Calum moved in together and while that meant Jake was just across the hall, the pair was elated. With Calum holding down a steady job and Lily cooking all their meals for them, life in their small apartment was a good one. But Lily is harboring a secret. One that will change their entire relationship for good. Calum Hood Fanfic #1 Rule One: Friends Are Off Limits #2 Rule Two: Don't Get Caught #3 Rule Three: Don't Fall In Love

Rule Four // c.h by Justeen_96

Final Installment in the Rules Series "Look at me!" I shout at Calum. Slowly, he lifts his eyes. "I have never been so disappointed in you than I am right now!" "Lily, please.." "No! Listen to me Calum Hood and listen well." I stormed towards him. "If you ever do something like that to me or our son ever again I will leave you and you'll never see either of us ever again." With that, I turned around, picking up a crying Carter and marched right out the open apartment door. -x- Lily thought all her troubles were behind her once she married Calum. They had a beautiful baby boy, they lived in a reasonably priced apartment that was right in between both of their places of work and Maria ran a daycare just up the block where Carter spent his days playing with his friends. Life couldn't get any better than this. Except, the mundane life slowly becomes a routine that Calum and Lily succumb to. Both of them growing tired of the continuity and as the couple falls prey to early marriage disasters, there's only one thought on their minds, You should never marry young. Calum Hood Fanfic #1 Rule One: Friends Are Off Limits #2 Rule Two: Don't Get Caught #3 Rule Three: Don't Fall In Love #3 Rule Four: Never Marry Young

The Heartbreaker Knows How to Love (#3) by paeesha

[C O M P L E T E D] How many girls can he sleep with until he's satisfied? How many hearts can he break to satisfy himself? Countless. Limitless. Endless. A guy like Kaden Pierce is heartless, cruel, and cold. Of course, those are only words I've heard from girls whose hearts he used, broke, and tossed away. I, for one, will never fall into his rabbit hole and I've made it my mission to avoid him at all cost. **Book 3 of the How to Love series. Can be read as a stand-alone** -On iReader

Insanely Beautiful ⤖ C.H. by J_123_L

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Rule One// c.h by Justeen_96

"You two are so fucking annoying!" I screamed slamming my bedroom door shut. "Back at you sweetheart!" Calum called from outside my room. My brother snickered and I could hear the slapping of hands as they did their signature handshake. I let out a small scream of frustration as I flopped back down onto my bed and pulled my knees into my chest. My fucking brother and his fucking annoying best friend were always ruining my fucking day. --- "Come on kitten, kiss me like you mean it." "Fuck off Calum." -x- He was my brothers best friend our rule was; he couldn't touch my friends and I couldn't touch his but how could I stay away from a boy like Calum. Calum Hood Fanfic

Rule Two// c.h by Justeen_96

"We're in your dorms Calum!" I exclaimed as he lifted me up onto his low dresser and started kissing down my neck. "What about your roommate?" I asked pushing him back. "Oh come on, you saw me put an X on the whiteboard on the door." He said with a smirk running his hands up my thighs and to my hips. "Yeah I noticed and what I also know is if my brother ever sees an X on that whiteboard that he didn't write, then he's going to kill you." Calum huffed and moved away, stopping his assault on my neck. I gave him a knowing look, crossing my arms. "Fine, I'll erase it." He grumbled. "But God when we get back to the car Kitten, you better be prepared." I rolled my eyes as he opened his bedroom door. Having a boyfriend in college came with a lot of benefits like parties and alcohol. The only downside, he was rooming with my big brother. Guess we're just going to have to not get caught. -X- It's been almost a year since Calum and Lily first began dating and now Calum is college bond while Lily is stuck in their hometown as a senior in high school. While Lily trusts Calum not to cheat on her, she knows how long distance relationships work. Calum may only be an hour away but without a car, Lily has no way of getting to him and she refuses to let him come home every weekend and miss out on all the fun weekend college parties. Can their love survive a semester or will it be better to break up and get over each other as fast as they can? #1 Rule One: Friends Are Off Limits #2 Rule Two: Don't Get Caught Calum Hood Fanfic

Start Again (C.T.H.) by hoodftarreaga

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5SOS LAND by emo4bands

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