Twilight: The Blunt Version
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This is a one-shot parody of Twilight. Contains some spoilers . . . sort of. For diehard Twilight fans, this may be offensive. So, there's the warning. This is a scene between the famous love triangle on how I basically view the Twilight series as a whole.
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