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50 Ways to get Kicked out of Jayfeather's Den

Brambleclaw4Ever

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***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS   WATTY AWARDS***                                      WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS!

FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals.

If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! 

That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS.

All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. 

I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!All Rights Reserved

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50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang by LegitWarriors

WELCOME TO 50 WAYS TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG BY LEGITWARRIORS. Firestar: I AM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME WITH YOUR TAIL AND PAWS, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: *screams like a kit* Poor Yellowfang... Anyways, in this book, you are going to see Firestar, including his best friends, Brambleclaw and Ashfur AKA Team F.A.B. on their journey to annoy Yellowfang after what happen just --- Brambleclaw: YOU HAVE NO ESCAPE FOR HURTING MY LEADER. Yellowfang: *moves the other way but was block by Ashfur* AH! HELP ME! Ashfur: NEVER! Now... Sorry for the interruption made by those cats... This is just a humor book :D

[DISCONTINUED] I Will Be Your Eyes {A Jayfeather x Reader} by witchofthewestcoast

The whole clan see's her as flawless. As strong and kind. However, they fail to notice her ways of avoiding speaking. But she doesn't know, most everyone thinks she's a bad omen. Something out of the dark forest. Power hungry and evil. When she finds out, she ends up running away, and spraining her paw. She finally opens up to a Gray Tom, named Jaypaw who's is un-arguably the most grumpy tom around. However, after she learns they are both apart of a prophecy, they must journey through mountains to find answers, though demons and darkness. Everyone says that the sun and moon don't mix. If that's so, then why am I telling this story? ---- #3 in Jayfeather 5 . 12 . 19 #2 in JayfeatherxReader 2 . 27 . 20 #1 in warriorcatxreader 2 . 27 . 20

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Snatched by pulidom

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