Funny Drunken People
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Complete Fri, Sep 11, 2015<5 mins
Man:Dude you were so drunk
last night.
Man2: No I wasn't!!??
Man: You picked up myths two boxes of cheerios and yelled cheers for cheerios.
Jack: You were drunk
Mason: Naw.
Jack:You yelled ant and it was my aunt Sally and you said she can transform.
Mason:Oh. can she still transform.
Jack:.....:(
Jason: You were drunk last night.
Matt: no I was not.
Jason: You threw my hamster around the house yelling " Go pikacho.
Matt:.....
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