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My Funny Book
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Complete, First published Sep 12, 2015
Man : Dude you were drunk last night.
Man2: No I wasn't !!!
Man: You chased my dog yelling I'm cruella de'vill. Then you caught him and said" I'll protect you my pretty".
Man2: Oooohhhh I'm still cruella di'vill .Hahaha".


girl: do you luv me.
guy: count the stars and see.
girl:But it's morning.
guy: exactly 
girl: ............

girl: I saw you with penny , what were you doing???
guy:I can explain!!!
girl: explain!!!
guy: I broke up with her 
girl:oh okay 
girl:wait what????
guy:uhhhhh 

girl : I think we need to break up !!
guy: fine but you'll never find someone like me .!!!
girl:that's the point 
guy : ..........
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