THE DAY SHIT HAPPENED
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Ongoing7m
Last published Sun, Sep 13, 2015
PUPPY-FISTER-911 was a lonely little twat living in his mum's basement. His life had always been super shitty until he met Dogey Waffel, another twat who wanted to blow up the Urfs. Can PUPPY-FISTER-911 engage in relationships with Dogey? IDFK, you tell me.
Not recommended for kiddos, too sexi 4 them
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