Death By Pizza.
- LECTURES 154
- Votes 9
- Chapitres 7
En cours d'écriture<5 mins
Dernière publication dim., sept. 13, 2015
what happens when a pizza loving boy eats so much pizza he explodes? His head pops off, his legs explode pizza out of everywhere and his heart has pepperoni in it. his blood is tomato sauce and his bones are now mozzarella cheese. Help this poor boy. Please email pizzaluvchump426@gmail.com or call/text PIZ-ZAL-UVYO (749-925-8896) and donate. Thank you.
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