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PINOY VAMPIRE (short-laugh trip story)

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Current year, year 2013.. Emuon like the usual ritual of the vampires earn a lot of degrees already. Isipin nyu nalang kagaya ito nung sa twilight parang si Edward lang ganun pero si Emuon ay hindi malaprinsipeng vampira dahil sya ay malajoke na vampira.. masayahin sya. Sa tagal nyang nabuhay ay napakagaling nyang mangligaw pag ginusto nya. Pero gaya ng pamahiin sa pamilya Ricae, THEY DON'T BITE GIRLS..  


A/N: no wonder dumadami ang bading.. jokE! joke lang,, :DAll Rights Reserved

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