Smartass Comebacks

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Complete Tue, Jul 15, 2025<5 mins

A book of comebacks you can use everyday. This book is no longer being updated sorry. I created it when I was a lot younger. Jk I'm back bitches. Missed me?

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Comebacks/jokes/funny stuff
This book is full of comebacks, jokes and just funny sayings and things like that.... If you take offence easily then do NOT read it Updates a few times a week mendesirishmuffin x
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Kotlc Oneshots!
Some oneshots I've thought of for KotLC. Not going to be updated regularly #1 in kotlc on January 25th, 2026 #3 in keeperofthelostcities on January 25th, 2026 #1 in bianavacker on January 25th, 2026 #1 in fitzvacker on January 25th, 2026 #3 in dexdizznee on November 10th 2025 #1 in keefesencen on January 10th 2026 #1 in linhsong on January 25th, 2026
lol stuff
Trust me this book will make you lol feh real! (all details of this book is from online unless otherwise stated)
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Someone Like you, Sokeefe Oneshots
"I hope in the end, it's a love story." Sokeefe one-shots, start out with chronological chapters but switches to oneshots Wrote this when I was 12 so not top quality lol. They get better as you go on though. No longer updating, sorry <3 #1 in fosterkeefe as of march 30th 2022 #4 in SophieFoster as of May 14th 2023
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Keefe's Whereabouts
Using a lot of content from the newer books so beware of any spoilers! I don't have a rigid plan for this so if you guys have any ideas lmk! They are all over 18 !
kotlc fosterkeefe oneshots -- DIscontinued
100+ oneshots for you! Discontinued
Unlocked
A kotlc fan fiction taking place right after Legacy. Caution: CONTAINS A LOT OF SOKEEFE FLUFF! (Completed)
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original (terrible) kotlc oneshot book
This is mainly Sokeefe but there's also some other stuff. These are my older ones and I started a newer book where I actually try. Feel free to read this anyway if you still (for some reason) want to.
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Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}
Ehhh I've given up trying to edit this book that I wrote ages ago. I'll just reupload it in all its shining, 12-year-old humour glory. You can leave hate comments if you really want to stoop that low but chances are I'll agree with whatever you're saying.
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Comebacks/jokes/funny stuff

This book is full of comebacks, jokes and just funny sayings and things like that.... If you take offence easily then do NOT read it Updates a few times a week mendesirishmuffin x

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Kotlc Oneshots!

lol stuff

Someone Like you, Sokeefe Oneshots

Keefe's Whereabouts

kotlc fosterkeefe oneshots -- DIscontinued

Unlocked

original (terrible) kotlc oneshot book

Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}