Pick up Lines
tatisaur
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  • Reads 43,877
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  • Parts 100
  • Time 6m
tatisaur
Complete, First published Sep 13, 2015
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People call me anon
but you could call me tonight ;)

if perfection had another name they would call it anon

Hey there! yes you.

if youre looking to use clever and witty pick up lines to use for flirting the you've come to the wrong place

BUT

if you're looking for somethink to laugh and joke about to your friends then you found the right place
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When a girl got stood up by her supposed date and decided to give him a piece of her mind through a text message, but when she pressed send, it was sent to a wrong number. And what if the person she accidentally sent the message responded to her text?

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