Yo Mama Jokes
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Last published Sun, Sep 13, 2015
Someone just diss yo mama? Don't know what to do? Well then:
STEP 1: Use two simple words: fuck off.
If that doesn't work then,
STEP 2: Stick that special little finger of yours up and walk away.
But if that doesn't work then fuck all of the above and go straight to... STEP 3: Start trashing their mother!
In case of step 3 take a look at this book. I assure all of yo mama's haters will wish they listened to step 1&2. ;)
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